𝖽𝗎𝗆𝖻 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 (a draco malfoy social media story)

𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗 (𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖, & 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚜)

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@dracomalfoy sorry guys, cher and i are no longer together especially since she put a love potion on me. sorry for being an ass.

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@lunalove it's okay draco! i accept your apology!
@dracomalfoy thank you lovegood

@ginevra thank god, cher is a fucking bitch
@dracomalfoy yeah, i remember most of it. she was a ass when we were "together"

@ivoryweasley i'm glad you're back :)
@dracomalfoy thank you ivy. xx

@blaise okay, i kind of forgive you. BUT DID YOU KNOW THEO HAS A GIRLFRIEND?! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
@dracomalfoy WAIT WHAT
@blaise IKR HER NAME IS ELLA. ELLA WINTERS
@dracomalfoy omg omg omg omg. theo has a girlfriend before me. omg omg omg
@blaise enough with the "omg" it's annoying, but yeah he has a girlfriend before you HAHAHHAHAHA. oh pansy and i are dating
@dracomalfoy what the hell. how much did i miss?
@blaise well you were put under amortentia for like 2 weeks & we all got girlfriends....
@dracomalfoy oh okay, so i'm the only one without a girlfriend?
@blaise yeah

@theonott i forgive you kind of......... also life was ducking miserable with blaise, like it was bullshit, but then i got a girlfriend so....
@ivoryweasley what the fuck how did i not know you had a girlfriend? & i thought you were gay?
@ellawinters haha?
@theonott that's what i was telling you guys! i am not gay! 🤦
@ellawinters yeah he isn't lol 😂
@ivoryweasley okay, wow. i- i don't know how i feel tbh 😅 my favourite gay turns out to be straight....
@theonott yeah favourite "gay"....
@ivoryweasley lol 😆

@chersilvers bruh, who snitched?
@ravenclawlovexoxo me lmfao
@chersilvers what the fuck maeve
@ravenclawlovexoxo i don't regret it 😂😂😂
@chersilvers fuck you
@ravenclawlovexoxo okay, fuck you too <3

@evelqn bro that was such dry writing right there 🙄🙄

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hey sorry for being an ass earlier

you (ivory)
hey! it's fine, you were put under a love spell

cute ferret 💚
oh, lol i thought you were mad at me for a second 😅

you
i'm kind of mad at you though

cute ferret 💚
what! why?!

you
because you got put under amortentia duh. 🙄 i thought you were smarter malfoy

cute ferret 💚
hey! i am smart!

you
yeah shore malfoy, i believe you.. maybe ;)

cute ferret 💚
okay....

cute ferret 💚
also you look pretty in the photo you posted a few days ago

you
you think i'm cute malfoy?

cute ferret 💚
no...

you
okay! ;) you simp

cute ferret 💚
i'm not a simp!

you
shore malfoy, i will totally believe you.. if you meet me in the library!

cute ferret 💚
are you going to put me under amortentia?

you
what no pfft 😅

cute ferret 💚
uh- okay i don't believe you..

you
wow okay

you
heart been broke 💔💔💔💔 so many times 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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to stop you from texting i'll meet you there

you
wow okay. 🤨 not like you were the one who texted me first. 🙄🙄🙄
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you
and he left me on read

cute ferret 💚
shut up, i'm coming

you
that's what she said ;)
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