𝖽𝗎𝗆𝖻 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 (a draco malfoy social media story)

𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛 (𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖)

blaise

you (draco)
i'm going to do it.

blaise
do what?

blaise
omg are you gonna kill someone? 😱

blaise
because if so... do you need or want help?

you
wtf no.

blaise
oh.. then what?

you
i'm gonna propose

you
i'm going to propose to ivy.

blaise
OJWASKDUSJXBJSSIZ

blaise
BRO WTF

blaise
KM ADDING THEOI

blaise
BRO WHAT THE SCTUAL FUCKING HELL

blaise added theo

theo
wtf is this?

blaise
READ THE CHAR

theo
k

you
I-

theo
DUDE WTF

theo
WHY DDINT YOU TEPL US EARLIER?!!??

theo
I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE YOY

theo
I FUCING HATE YOU MALFOY

theo
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US BITCH

you
and to think i was gonna ask you to be best man 😔

theo
oh duck.

theo
i take everything back bro

blaise
yeah same man

you
wow, you take everything back because i said that 😔

blaise
i said nothing, it was all theo

theo
bitch stfu

theo
but you're actually going to do it?

you
yeah

you
oh my god

blaise
what?

you
i'm going to marry the love of my life guys

theo
yeah you just told us 🙄

you
ok?

you
OH MY GOD IM GOJNG TO GET MARRIED TO THE LOVE OF MY FUCKING LIFE

blaise
yeah, it was quite obvious

you

blaise
i hate you

you

theo
did i just realize that this was the first time malfoy uses a meme 😱

blaise

you
dramatic af

authors note:

hey guys sorry for the delay i was so busy this week so i couldn't update.

BUT LIKE DO YOY LIKE THE MEMES?

qotd: how do you feel that draco is gonna propose??

-evelyn