. ݁ ، 𓂃 ⋆ ─ A RANNETT STORY.
𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢'𝐦 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝.
𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐲 would like to chat!
𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐲: hi..
𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬: hi again razor!! did you sleep well??
𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 ,, barbara...
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( xviii. promise )
saturday, 3:17 PM
wolfy i'm sorry
wolfy i hope you are not weirded out by this
wolfy razor.. feels bad.. is sorry
bennettslifesucks HEY HEY ITS FINE WE BOTH AGREED TO IT
bennettslifesucks plus, this might be kinda fun!!!
wolfy razor thinks.. this was a bad idea
bennettslifesucks NONONO ITS OK
bennettslifesucks it's just for a day anyway!! i don't mind helping a friend out!
wolfy bennett.. i really appreciate you.. very much. my. mom was .. really excited when klee said razor havs boyfriend
wolfy and.. they .. worry, it hard for me to.. make friends
wolfy sorry.. am talking much
bennettslifesucks hey.. razor don't worry, you're not talking too much at all, i'm really glad you told me. i know you so much better now!!! and i totally understand what it's like to not be the best at making friends— i'm really proud of you for telling me and i totally so so so get it
bennettslifesucks BUT GUESS WHAT!! you've got me!!
bennettslifesucks you'll always have me
wolfy .. bennett..
bennettslifesucks AHE DJFM SORRY DID I TALK TOO MUCH
wolfy no.. you will always have me too. promise.
bennettslifesucks i- I PROMISE TOO!!
bennettslifesucks SEE U (AND KLEE AND UR MOM) IN APPROXIMATELY 2 HOURS AND 43 MINUTES
wolfy .. so exact
wolfy i will.. see you soon
bennettslifesucks is offline!
wolfy is offline!
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and razor found himself thinking, similar to bennett the day prior. why did he feel so comfortable with that energetic blonde youtuber that was way out of his league?
he was more than lucky to have actually befriended him, much less be his fake boyfriend. how the hell was he going to do this anyway? how was he going to do this without breaking into a sickly red flush every two seconds? and how was he actually going to hold a normal conversation at the dinner table? would he just stay silent? bennett was talkative anyway... maybe that could work.
there it was— razor blushed red, and thought to himself:
this is going to be absolute fucking chaos.
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a/n: sorry this was short! it's a prelude to the chaos u could say,, i'm very excited for next chap <3
ALSO LMAO SORRY FOR ALL THE ADRIEN AGRESTE JOKES IDK WHY BENNETT REMINDS ME OF HIM SO MUCH LMFAO
bennett agreste 😩 sheesh i'm about to write a rannett mlb au 😱😱 JK AHAHAH
unless . . .
ANYWAY YALL SEEM TO LIKE QUESTION OF THE DAY SO
question of the day ‼️:
what five stars do y'all have??? ( and if y'all don't have 5 stars that's ok <3 razor and bennett both count ☝️😩 )
i have albedo, diluc, venti ( razor and bennett 😳 )
