I think I'm an idiot

Me and my sis

Ok

So me and my little sister where gonna go to the store to buy something for my mom

Me and my sister where about to leave and she took an apple with her idk it's cold as fuck

We're walking and we are almost at the store and she decides to start eating her apple

We cross the street and go in side the store

I tell her to get some beans and I'll get the cheerios (she's still eating the apple

I some back and she has a can of beans but no apple I ask her "where's your apple"

And she says

"I ate it"

I say "All of it"

She says "yeah

After I'm like wtf

So i tell her "core and everything"

Then she says "well no I still need to eat the stick thing "

......im just there like

Wh - why.. did you eat all of it

And what I like about all of this she said it like it was normal like she's used to answering these questions

So she goes "your supposed to eat all of it mom told me"

So we leave the store we decide to go through the ally and there's a big pile of ice and snow I tell her to go the other way cuz she was these slipper things and I went over the pile

When I go over I see my sister laying on her back and I say "did you fall"

and she said "LULU DOWN LULU DOWN...RUBEN TAKE THE BEANS"

so yeah.....that happened....