Daddy!!!

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So i was going home and i was crossing the ally

And this red van kept beeping at me

And i said to the van without looking at it

"Wait.....calm your tits!.......FUCK YOU!!!"

After I cross the ally I hear a voice yell "Ruben!"

I turn around and I say " DADDY!!"

So yeah it was my dad

The only reason I didn't recognize him was because last time I saw him he had a white workers van.

The next week

I was going home again but from the park and I was getting close to a ally and the red van stopped and blocked my was I look through the glass and it was my dad smiling at me

And then later that day

He stopped me again 20 minutes later

He just told me stuff and gave me money

So yeah

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