So i was going home and i was crossing the ally
And this red van kept beeping at me
And i said to the van without looking at it
"Wait.....calm your tits!.......FUCK YOU!!!"
After I cross the ally I hear a voice yell "Ruben!"
I turn around and I say " DADDY!!"
So yeah it was my dad
The only reason I didn't recognize him was because last time I saw him he had a white workers van.
The next week
I was going home again but from the park and I was getting close to a ally and the red van stopped and blocked my was I look through the glass and it was my dad smiling at me
And then later that day
He stopped me again 20 minutes later
He just told me stuff and gave me money
So yeah

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I think I'm an idiot
RandomThis is a bunch of random stuff that has happened to me or that I think of. I'm currently 15 and I still have a long way to go...so like more dumb stuff is gonna happen. Be prepared... we're in this together.