when the world goes to shit the boat man will save us

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Once option a fucked up time

There lived a man named corn....wait wrong story

There once lived a man named Kenny

He uhh..he was named Kenny

Yus

And met a guy named uhhhh I donno his name but let's call him Tyrone

Yeah Tyrone

So Tyrone and Kenny where in a zombie apocacacacalypse

Tyrone found a gurrrrrrrl named uhhh....let's call her...radio

Yus radio

So Tyrone and radio wanted to find a safe place

Then Kenny said,"BOAT"

and Tyrone said,"I'M TYRONE AND I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR WIFE LONG DICK STYLE"

radio said,"I have these thoughts
So often I ought
To replace that slot
With what I once bought
'Cause somebody stole
My car radio
And now I just sit in silence.

The end.

Maybe

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