I think I'm an idiot

I'm sorry that swallowed my gum by accident

Ok

First of all I'm sorry I haven't been posting on wattpad

Wait..

My autocorrect wanted to put Craigslist instead of wattpad xD

anyways ummm

Ummmmm

Oh yeah sorry I've been going through some fluff

And by fluff I mean stuff and by stuff I mean I keep forgetting

I've been meaning to

But like the goober I am

I forget.

Anyways here's the story thing
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Ok

So i was in my physics class and there was a word

A vary specific word

The kind of word that sounds like a bad word

But it sounded like a Spanish bad word

And like the teenager we are

We all laughed

And the teacher he got it he was like "yes yes I know it sounds like a bad word"

And I was laughing and I was also was chewing gum so when I inhaled the gum came back in my throat... and I was sort of choking but my brain was like

"Uhh blehh I'm dieing tell the world to stay away from gummmmm...no wait swallow dammit!"

So i did

And the class was starting to quiet down and I said in a very quiet whisper voice "i swallow my gum by accident"

and the teacher he looked at me like i just shit in his pudding

And I was so happy that I didn't die by gum that I said "I'm sorry" In a really really soft voice

And 10 minutes later he goes up to me and he says "detention. 30 minutes. after school. Monday."

And I said "I'm sorry I swallowed my gum by accident"

Sooo yaaa I have detention now

Which is bull shit but what can I do

He he

Well bai bai

I hope you find 20 dollars

Get a text from your crush

And over all have a good day

Bai.