I think I'm an idiot

Me as a tiny human

I remember when I was a tiny human things where simple like 1+1= peanut butter

I remember those days...i got hit my a fucking house shoe in the head

Oh well I'm still smexy (self-esteem high today yeee cx)

I ran out of things to say or type.....

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I got hit by a car and before you ask no I did not die

Silly people I died by a train a week later silly people

Anyways after I was hit and btw I didn't fly or anything like that It was more like a weak person or a child trying to push me and I was like excuse ME

the guy came out and said and I quote "you ok" and I was like yes my dear fucking bitch, I was about to start walking and there where some people out I looked around and this girl about 15 looking at me like I was shot then I started walking feeling like I was invincible and I heard that same girl shout I love you!!

In side I'm like I HAVE THE POWER!!!

I was 11 at the time