I think I'm an idiot

omg....he knows my name....

Ok

So i love Dr . pepper

I'd do anything for it

I'll go anywhere to BUY it

And I do like today I went to the liquor store to buy some cuz they kinda know me and they don't charge me tax

So when I was gonna buy some the cashier called me

HE CALLED ME BY MY FIRST NAME (well middle Ruben is my middle name)

And I'm like djdgjsb wtf

And he told me " hows yo mum"

I'm told him good

So yeah then he charged me for all 3 bottles of dp each is a 2 liters and it's alllll for me cx

If your wondering why he asked how my mom is its cuz she always buys beer there

And the bar.....

I actually got a story about me and a bar

But that's another story

Why is wattpad counting my words...

Dot

DOT

FUCK

Yup fuck is a word according to Wattpad