What Are The Chances? | platonic

Sibling "Bonding" and Coincidences

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February 22, 2021
| 9:21 AM GMT |
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tired sib | lee_wats
pls tell me i dreamt up
meeting philza minecraft
and embarrassing myself
pls for the love of all
that is holy-

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➥ overworked sis | _clairewats
you weren't dreaming because dom
wouldn't lie about blackmail
➥ chill bro | dombau_
claire's not wrong
➥ overworked sis | _clairewats
go to sleep child
➥ chill bro | dombau_
no, dont think i will
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
you are such a hypocrite claire.
you stay up almost as long as us
➥ overworked sis | _clairewats
i have a job that pays my bills.
do you?
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
touche

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➥ chill bro | dombau_
try meeting karl jacobs
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
ex-fucking-scuse me???
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
ANSWER THE FUCKING
GC YOU BITCH

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➥ frankie | frankiestein
since when??
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
since yesterday
➥ frankie | frankiestein
right, vc on disc.
you're gonna tell me
absolutely everything
➥ tired | lee_wats
i'll tell you irl when you get here
➥ frankie | frankiestein
i have like, three more days
of quarantine. you won't seriously
make me wait that long, right?
➥ tired | lee_wats
patience is a virtue love

xxx

| 9:47 AM GMT |
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we're fucking orphans now ig

dom wtf
what was that
dominc bautista
get your ass in the gc
DOMINIC IRVING Z. BAUTISTA
GET YOUR LANKY ASS HERE
OR IM GONNA POST THE SHIT

brother dear
you wouldnt

fucking bet

sister dear
istg you two

god dont you have like
work or some shit
stop judging us

brother dear
i hate you

i hate you more
now
what was that about karl jacobs?

brother dear
what was that about philza minecraft?

he's our bio uncle
now talk

brother dear
well you see
ivan is apparently the shitty dad
we really thought he was
so now i live with my youngest half-bro
who is, in fact, karl jacobs

fuck
this is definitely a wattpad
trope i'm going to use

sister dear
please dont write a wattpad fic
using our irl lives

i wont
i'll just take ✨inspiration✨

brother dear
that's lee speak for
"fuck you i write what i want"

sister dear
yes, i got that

you two are fucking terrible

brother dear
where do you think i got it from?

definitely not me
im the middle child, not the oldest

sister dear
Im pretty sure you cultivated
your own terribleness

oh no, youre def terrible
no doubt

brother dear
we're all terrible

...
ig

sister dear
can you not type normally??

fuck you
no

xxx

| 10:01 AM GMT |
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tired sib | lee_wats
i fucking hate my siblings

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➥ chill bro | dombau_
i hate you too
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
i hate myself too.
you aint special bitch

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➥ overworked sis | _clairewats
no you don't
➥ tired | lee_wats
keep telling yourself that
➥ overworked sis | _clairewats
so if i tell you i bought a ticket to
britain, you won't care?
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
fuck off
➥ overworked sis | _clairewats
that's what i thought

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