What Are The Chances? | platonic

April Fucking Fools and Tommy Birthday Plans

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April 1, 2021
| 1:03 AM GMT |
real life

The moment Lee sees Tommy's figure on Techno's stream, she was out the door and speed walking towards Phil's room. 

Holding her phone in one hand, she used the other to push open Phil's door, hearing him laugh both in real life and on the stream that's still open on her phone.

"TRAITOR!"

Phil only laughs harder, and Lee can see Tommy almost falling out of his chair from how hard he was laughing.

"I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING FISHY WHEN TECHNO THE FUCKING BLADE WENT LIVE ON GODDAMN TWITCH!" Lee dramatic wailed, walking into the room and draping herself on the bed. 

When Phil pulls out his headphones and the other SBI members' voices fill the room, Lee looks right at him, trying to emulate a dead-eyed stare. 

"My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."

Everyone continues to laugh while Lee just stuffs her face in the pillow on Phil and Kristin's bed.

xxx

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tired sib | lee_wats
friendship ended with sbi

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➥ Ranaltboo | ranbooalt
why?
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
idk if you're joking or if you don't
actually know
➥ Ranaltboo | ranbooalt
well if you're talking about the
techno twitch stream, i havent watched
the vod yet
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
watch it and be in pain

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➥ user 17 | user17
you calling the sbi traitors is such a mood
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
thanks, i still think they are
➥ user 17 | user17
understandable

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➥ TommyInnit | tommyinnit ✔
LMAO
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
i don't talk to traitors bitch

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➥ Ph1LzA | Ph1LzA
Aw, mate :(
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
no no no fuck off you can't do this
➥ Ph1LzA | Ph1LzA
:(
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
i am but a weak woman. fine, friendship restored.
with you, at least. fuck the others
➥ Ph1LzA | Ph1LzA
:D

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➥ Technoblade | Technothepig ✔
it was pretty funny
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
i can't be angry at you, you're my favorite
➥ Technoblade | Technothepig ✔
pog
➥ TommyInnit | tommyinnit ✔
WHAT?? BETRAYAL
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET BITCH
➥ TommyInnit | tommyinnit ✔
WHAT ABOUT WILBUR?
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
I CAN HATE YOU BOTH. YOU'LL BE LIKE BROTHERS
➥ Wilbur Soot | WilburSoot
please don't say that, i will cry
➥ tired sib | lee_wats
cry then

xxx

April 5, 2021
| 5:57 PM GMT |
real life