Antisepticeye_fan_x: I dare Dark to be flirty.~~~
Dark: flirty, eh? Ok, I'll start with Liz since.. You know she's easy to flirt with.
*walks into the kitchen* hey, Liz.Liz: hm? *looks at Dark*
Dark: *winks*
Liz: *blushes and faints*
Dark: as I said. Easy. Easy as pie. Hmm- *looks around* who's next? *pops up behind Google*
Google: Yes, Dark what do you need?
Dark: are you WiFi? Cuz I can feel a connection~ between us~
Google: *blinks* even if I was a human, I wouldn't have time for love *rolls his eyes*
Dark: QwQ dammit
Google: maybe Anti or Wilford would enjoy some cheesy pick up lines from you.
Dark: they ain't cheesy!! *TRIGGERED*
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