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You, sighs : No one really loves me

Dream : Are you sure?

You : Yeah

Dream, aggressively pointing at himself : ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?

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Sapnap : I have an idea

You : No arson

Sapnap : I no longer have an idea

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George : *Choking*

Dream : I'm trying to call 911, but the 9 button isn't working!

You : Just flip your phone upside down and use the 6!

George, stopping his choking for a second : What the fuck—

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Wilbur : You said you had nothing to do with that prank. Are you lying to me?

You : That depends on how you define lying

Wilbur : Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

You : Reclining your body in a horizontal position

Wilbur :

You :

Wilbur : Get out of my face

You : Absolutely

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