twenty four

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*You on a date*

You : *Leans over to the Dream Team* What do I say?

George : Say "Your eyes are pretty*

You : *Goes back to date* My eyes are pretty

The boys : *Smashes their heads in the noodles*

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Police : Can you describe the guy that shot you?

Tubbo : Yes, he wasn't very friendly

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You : Dream, tell Sapnap that he's an idiot but I still love him

Dream : Gross, tell him yourself

You : We're in a fight

Dream : You're literally sitting on his lap????

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You @ crying baby : What the fuck do you want

Bad : Language! Be gentle, try singing to him

You, singing : What the fuck do you want

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