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You : *Breathes*

George, under his breath : I'm in love with you

You : What was that?

George : I said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO

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You : Is it still murder if I give them a heads up?

Bad : That's called a threat . . .

You : Damn it

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Dream : How much money do you have?

You : 69 cents

Dream : You know what that means—

You, tearing up : I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets

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You : I just want someone to take me out

Sapnap : Like on a date or with a sniper gun?

You : Surprise me

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