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Ranboo : *Spins around in chair ominously* I've been expecting y—

Ranboo : *Chair continues to spin* Shit

Ranboo : *Tries to stop spinning* Shit!

Ranboo : *Tries to grab at lamp or table to stop spinning* sHIT

Ranboo : *Falls out chair* SHIT

You :

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George : *Gifts you a dictionary for your birthday*

You : Wow . . . I don't know what to say

George : That's why I bought it for you

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You : *Drunk after one shot* You're so hot

Techno : Uh huh

You : And spicy

Techno : Right

You : *Wraps both arms around Techno* My buffalo chicken wing

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Dream : I was attracted to you first

You : Well, I confessed first

Dream : Well, I asked you out first

You : Well, I said 'I love you' first

Dream : Oh, well . . .

Dream : *Gets down on one knee*

Dream : I proposed first

You : wAIT WHAT

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