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Eret : *Loses you in a crowd*

Eret : I know what to do

Eret, cups hands around their mouth : THE ERET SUCKS

You, appearing : NO MY QUEEN IS AMAZING

Eret, smiles and holds you : There they are

(istg Eret is wholesome)

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Wilbur, holds open door for you : After you

You : No, after you

Wilbur : I insist, after you

Fundy, pushes past both of you : After me

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You, tearing up : Hello, 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally raised my voice at Niki and I need to be arrested

911 operator : Please, Ma'am/Sir, we've talked about this

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Tommy : Bitch

You : Blocked!

Tommy : Wait, unblock me, I need to tell you something

You : Unblocked.

Tommy : Bitch

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