thirty seven

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Techno : Um, I have a joke to cheer you up

You : You, a joke?

Techno, hesitant : Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good

You :

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Waitress : And what would you like?

Techno : I wish to devour the unborn

You : Eggs, he wants eggs

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George : If you hate yourself and you know it, clap your hands

You : *Clap*

Sapnap : *Slaps you*

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You : Damn right I'm pretty

Dream : I said petty

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