Techno : Um, I have a joke to cheer you up
You : You, a joke?
Techno, hesitant : Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good
You :
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Waitress : And what would you like?
Techno : I wish to devour the unborn
You : Eggs, he wants eggs
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George : If you hate yourself and you know it, clap your hands
You : *Clap*
Sapnap : *Slaps you*
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You : Damn right I'm pretty
Dream : I said petty
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dream team x reader but as incorrect quotes
Fanfictiondream team x reader but as incorrect quotes i found on the internet. most of these would probs be the trio but might include other members of the dream smp as well. i do not own the art used for the cover! it belongs to its rightful owner book conta...