You : Where's my fucking pickaxe?!
Bad : Language!
You : English
Bad : I meant could you maybe say it a bit nicer?
You : May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking pickaxe?!
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Techno : FOUR MONTHS-
Philza : What's wrong with him?
You, suppressing giggles : It's nothing really . . .
Techno : THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCH ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!
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Karl : Can I ride my skateboard outside?
You : Whatever, I'm not your parent—
Karl : *Runs off*
You : NO NOT IN THE STREETS!
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You : When you said 'magical in bed', this wasn't really what I was expec—
Sam, holds up 8 of hearts : Is this your card?
You : Holy shit
YOU ARE READING
dream team x reader but as incorrect quotes
Fanfictiondream team x reader but as incorrect quotes i found on the internet. most of these would probs be the trio but might include other members of the dream smp as well. i do not own the art used for the cover! it belongs to its rightful owner book conta...
