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You : *Sneezes*

Tommy :

You : You're not even going to say 'bless you'?

Tommy : I'm sitting here with you, you've clearly been blessed

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George : I have to pee but I'm too lazy

You : Looks like urine trouble *finger guns*

George :

Dream :

Sapnap :

The entire Dream SMP :

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You : This person has been bothering me

Sapnap : Kill them

You :

Sapnap, softer : I kill them for you?

You : Sapnap, NO

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You : Babe, can you pass me the butter?

George : *Reaches for the butter*

Sapnap : *Also reaches for the butter*

Dream : *Runs into the room with a stick of butter in hand* You needed me, babe?

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