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Dream : I wasn't THAT drunk last night

You : Well . . . you were flirting with me

Dream : So? We're married

Sapnap : You asked if Y/n was single

George : And almost destroyed the restaurant when they said no

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You : Tommy, you're a genius!

Tommy : Yeah, I get called that a lot

You : What? A genius?

Tommy : No, Tommy

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-Truth or dare game-

Dream : I dare Y/n to prank call their Dad!

You : Pft- that's it? *pulls out phone* Siri, call Dad

Siri : Calling 'Daddy'

You : NO NO NO-

*Sapnap's phone rings*

The entire Dream SMP :

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George : Did you have to stab him?

You : You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said to me

George : What did he say to you?

You : "What are you going to do? Stab me?"

George :

You :

Dream :

Sapnap, nodding : That's fair

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