Dream : I wasn't THAT drunk last night
You : Well . . . you were flirting with me
Dream : So? We're married
Sapnap : You asked if Y/n was single
George : And almost destroyed the restaurant when they said no
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You : Tommy, you're a genius!
Tommy : Yeah, I get called that a lot
You : What? A genius?
Tommy : No, Tommy
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-Truth or dare game-
Dream : I dare Y/n to prank call their Dad!
You : Pft- that's it? *pulls out phone* Siri, call Dad
Siri : Calling 'Daddy'
You : NO NO NO-
*Sapnap's phone rings*
The entire Dream SMP :
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George : Did you have to stab him?
You : You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said to me
George : What did he say to you?
You : "What are you going to do? Stab me?"
George :
You :
Dream :
Sapnap, nodding : That's fair
YOU ARE READING
dream team x reader but as incorrect quotes
Fanfictiondream team x reader but as incorrect quotes i found on the internet. most of these would probs be the trio but might include other members of the dream smp as well. i do not own the art used for the cover! it belongs to its rightful owner book conta...