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You : There's no I in team but there's one in pizza

Dream : So you're not going to share

You : I'm not going to share

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You : My boyfriend must be top of the line, organized, graceful—

Dream : Hi, I'm Drea— *trips over air, falls on his face, spills water all over George, potted plant falls, spills dirt all over Sapnap's head*

You :

You : I want this one

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You : Can I have another cookie?

Sapnap : Well, what did George and Dream say?

You : They said no

Sapnap : . . . then why should I say yes?

You : Because they're not the boss of you

Sapnap :

Sapnap, internally : It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap, it's a tra—

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George : Don't you think that this is crazy?

You : What?

George : My heart is beating so loudly right now

You : *Blushes* Why?

George : There's a cockroach near your feet

You : *Jumps to mid-air*

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