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You : Help! I told Tubbo and Tommy I'd cook dinner tonight but I can't cook!

Ranboo, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag : And you thought I could help?

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You : What are those dead bodies doing there??

Techno : Honestly? Not much

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You : What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Wilbur : If you say addictionary, I swear to fucking god I will cut you

You : I was gonna say high definition but yours is better

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You : *Kisses Techno's cheek*

Techno : What was that?

You : Affection

Techno : Disgusting

Techno : . . . do it again

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