thirty four

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Tommy : I want to change the world

You : For the better?

Tommy :

You :

Tommy : *Starts sweating*

You : Answer me, Tom.

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You : If you're going to give grapes to a baby, make sure you cut them in half

Techno : *Visible confusion*

You : The grapes, Tech, not the baby

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You : *Does something stupid*

Sapnap : What an absolute fucking idiot

Sapnap : I can't believe I'd die for them

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You : Everybody shut up *picks up phone* Hey, Mom

Karl : HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

George : Come back to bed

Sapnap : *Various sex noises*

Bad : Tell her I said hi

Quackity : Eyy, man! Pass the weed, man!

Dream : *Blasts out curse words*

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