𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚒𝚒

Inflated Cats Invasion

aN iNfLaTeD cAt iNvAsIoN?

Why yes dear humans, it's true. Inflated Cats are taking up the world. You're prone to find them lurking everywhere, including your doorstep. In fact they'll usually be there, waiting for the ideal moment to give you 'kitty eyes' and beg for the last bag of marshmallows.

Now, you can't say no to that adorable face! Marshmallows are the key to their poofiness- or at least one of the keys. There's several factors besides marshmallows. It could just be the lack of vitamin c, or their deficiency in eating celery sticks. Either way, they love to binge eat marshmallows for all three meals.

If you are to encounter an inflated cat ( or an army of them ) shelter them! Spoil them with all the marshmallows in the world! Allow them to watch all the Taylor Swift Concerts and Music Videos they want! They've spent most of their life serving their kitten country. Don't you think they deserve a break?

sErViNg aS iN wAr?

Yes, these inflated cats have served their kitten country and fought in wars for their past 8 lives. For their 9th life, they'd like to relax. However, they just love me and will willingly volunteer to bring out their weapons if anyone is to ever interfere.

Here's what you need to know about Inflated Cats, besides what I've already informed you!- Or at least add to that:

1) They're needy for safety nets, or should I say safetay nets? ( see what I did there? No? *disappointment* Yes yes, I'm fine. Totally fine )

Inflated Cats are likely to float up in the air and onto your roof- maybe even break into your kitchen, as an effort to gain your love..... or marshmallows. This is why you should prompt to surround your neighborhood with safety nets. Just in case gravity is to ever occur in our inflated cats. You wouldn't want these inflated cats to splat to the ground and hurt themselves- practically become cat cake. Or would you?

2) They're not fond of Owen. i wOnDeR wHy

3) Inflated Cats regularly live up to at least 9 lives. They're the only cats capable of doing so. Regular, non-inflated cats only live 7. 

4) They're all Swifties. I mean, they're cats. Ofcourse they love Taylor Swift! They tend to argue over which Taylor album is the best.

❝ RED ❞ they scream.

❝ 1989 ❞ they shriek.

❝ Speak Now ❞ they insist.

❝ folklore and evermore ❞

Sometimes even cats fight occur if one inflated cat claims Lover as the best Taylor album, while another says that spot is reserved for reputation. The debut and Fearless ( Taylor's Version) stans just stay back, while 1989 stans aren't out of the woods. RED, folklore and evermore stans sit back, too busy focusing on their binge-book-reading. Speak Now stans are watching sparks fly in the pouring rain.

Overall, the Lover and reputation stans don't get along and will attempt to cut each others throat any chance possible. Well, the rep stans being the bad ass snakes they are, love to pick on the Lover stans. The Lover stans are normally just cuddling with their lover, complaining about cruel summers and mystified with Cornelia Street. But when the rep stans mess with them, they're ready to leave the daylight and enter the afterglow. Now everyone is dancing with their hands tied and into the getaway car. Well, call it what you want. Whatever.

So, by now you're probably wondering what inflated cats look like. Well....

Thank me later.

Second thought, thank me now.