𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚒𝚒

Alone At Home A Month Ago

Original Title: Alone At Home

Renewed Title: Alone At Home A Month Ago

Originally Written: May the 3rd of 2021, a Sunday Evening

Publication Date: June the 6th of 2021, a Sunday Mourning

Author: Unknown

Author: Still unknown. The only known information is that she is a bloody bastard

Let's get on with it folks *takes your coat and politely throws it on the floor* Shall we? 

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So a couple days ago *cough* yesterday, I was left home aLoNe *dun dun*

Okay.... *pathethically puts hands up in surrender Maybe not alone alone, but um *mumble* mostly alone.

Ofcourse for the 13 hours I was left 'alone' I acted in a very responsible, mature manner.... or not.

The first couple of hours I watched some re-runs of the only show I really watch, logged into wattpad for a while, re-read some chapters of the past HN books while listening to music TRYING to brainstorm some more ideas for the 1st chapter of HN8 ( you're reading it rn, or did you forget? )

See, completely chill.

It wasn't until I was preparing breakfast I was alone and and I don't have to go on with my day like I normally would. ( what I mentioned earlier isn't what I'd do on a normal day either but compared to the craziness of the evening it's more sane )

So my search for caffeinated coffee begun. It was a difficult one, and time consuming indeed.

Yes people, f i v e m i n u t e s

I recall being attacked by a coffee addicted bear during that time. That attack led to the coffee beans and coffee filters being stolen. I was forced to chug down tea instead. ( yum? Not really. I wanted coffee.... Note, I didn't actually drink any tea because why would I? It was all decaffeinated *sigh*)

After my "caffeine break" I decided to have a Taylor Swift RED concert in my living room which led to.... yes.... crazily dancing to State Of Grace and singing Holy Ground in an angelic voice. Let me rephrase that- a dead cow.

By now you're probably wondering whether I ate breakfast. oFcOuRsE i DiD! Chocolate chip pancakes I made myself :)

Then my grandma and mom came back so *6 hours of listening to Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish later*

They have to go again due to *personal issues* but this time it's 9 pm.

Ah, hOmE aLoNe oNcE aGaiN. Wheeeeeee *falls down stairs*

Whoops-

We have stairs? Since when?-

IS THAT A FREAKING POTATO ON THE GROUND?? LET ME HELP YOU OUT THERE 'LIL FELLA! *wraps potato around blanket* *feeds potato whatever potatoes eat* *activates that button that blows people who leave potatoes in other

9:00 pm

Me: *trying to watch tv in peace*

Wattpad: *poofs up notifications*

Me: *sigh* *tries my best to reply to reply and miserably fails* *also fails to pay attention to what I was watching*

10:00 pm

Me: *watches show in suspense* RIO KNOWS *le gasp x8* HE KNOWS!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! I REPEAT WE'RE ALL GOING TO- *shuts up before I annoy the next door neighbours*

11:00 pm

TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT? LET'S GOOOOO

12:00 am

ANOTHER TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT? YESSSS

1:00 am

*sigh* wattpad it is before I fall asleep *skims through notifications* eh.... too lazy. iT's niGhTY TiMe nOW 

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1 month later; revisiting the 2nd oldest chapter in the drafts

May the 3rd was when I originally wrote this. It was a Sunday, but not a mourning ( reference to another chapter in my drafts about a Sunday. You'll understand it soon... ) Whilst I was enjoying my free day, I jotted down my routine and decided to turn it into a chapter. This was back before I came up with much better ideas. I really hate these older chapters... wHeEezEe

Newer chapters coming soon. WHeEzE 'til then Iinsist.poli