𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚒𝚒

Cruel Summers In California

Summers. They suck. Especially if you live in my state *wipes dripping sweat from forehead* 6 am and I'm already sweating. What a great way to start my day. I can't even eat breakfast without chugging down a bottle of cold water.

Like-

Why can't I live in New Audrey or Estland. *pout* No fair.

In the news they're saying the heat waves are going to be extreme. That we should limit power usage and stay hYdRaTeD. *looks around house*

Grandma, we're out of water. I think Mom drank the last cup.

California.

I don't live there.

What the hell are you talking about? *cough* Billie Eilish reference *cough* I NEED WATERRR, GIMMEE WATERRR-

Ah, thank you Derren. *hands Derren skittles* It's pride month. Have pride 🌈

Where was I? Something about Billie Eilish? No? Well, I can really care less and you can give them my best. Let's talk about BiLLiE eYeLaSh. She's a queen, a misunderstood one. She's blonde at the moment, has a brother. Oh, and they played all the good girls go to hell today on the radio, which caused me to flinch out of my chair.

Hills burn in California.

She's damn right.

Oh, we were talking about CAliFoRnIa, weren't we? * mumble* For your information Derren, she lives there.....

Despite what you may think, I don't live in California. Totally don't. I live in.... um.... Cornelia Street, Greenwich Village, New York- ofcourse there's also a Cornelia Street in North London. ( I had to research Cornelia Street for a past project on here- don't ask. ) but then I kindly asked Derren to escort me to the folklorian woods where all the poets went to die. At the moment I am in *looks at New York map sideways* Coney Island? Wait, Derren why are we in Coney Island? Take me to LA with Dorothea please-

Wait no. L.A. is in California and I'm trying to prove that I'm no Californian. No no. I'm a..... Clarafornian..... Barneyville Street 0811 avenue?

LET'S TAKE A TRIP TO EUROPE PLEASE. THE STATES OF UNITED IS I UH LALALFALAL UM WHAT ABOUT KINGDOM OF UNITED-

Actually, this is fun hehe

AMERICA LATIN

YORK NEW

ANGELES OF LOS

ISLAND CONEY

STREET CORNELIA

CAUSE LOST

TOUR STADIUM REPUTATION

RATATATATATA

3 days later....

What was I writing about again?-

SO WHEN YOU'RE GONNA TELL HER THAT WE DID THAT TOOO

SHE THINKS IT'S SPECIAL BUT IT'S ALL REUSED

....

Ah, so Summer. It's officially Summer. It says so on the calendar and I confide in the calendar too much. Imagine not knowing what day it is-

As you know California is known for it's sunny weather, especially during the Summer. Is it always so hot here? No. In Winter it's quite chilly. Like really cold. The temperature for Californian summers is 100°+ ( I don't look at the temperature every day so I'm just estimating )

Now my hand hurts due to the vast majority of my past 3 hours spent on note taking, so I'm going to stop now and never publish this. Bye.

1 day later

This is a chapter full of nonsense alright 😃👍

What's my point again? I honestly don't know.

The point *My point is that summers in California are cruel. That's all. I guess the title itself was a good enough explaination. There's not much I could add, besides that summers in California aren't cruel if you get to actually go places. I'm just so used to studying and going to fun places during Summer, not just studying. THAT'S WHY I'M LIVING IN A CRUEL SUMMER *sobs*

Overall California is a great state, if you can survive heat during the summers and the awesomeness that fills the air here in the Golden State. Stay hydrated whether you live in California or not. And sleep. Sleep is good for you. I get too much sleep everyday. I mean 11 hours?-

Most importantly, enjoy this cruel summer <3