Despite what the title miserably fails to persuade you, I can assure you this is not humorous. Just nonsense. However, I'm not one to judge *glare* oh wait- I'm writing this book so I c a n
Enjoy reading this garbage!!
Don't forget to read Volu...
Before you read this chapter, I want you to know that this is me trying. I originally wrote this 4 weeks ago and just recently added on. The lowercase writing = what I added on, while the rest is from mAy wHoHoO! What I added recently is meant to be randomly dumb. That's just the mood of boredom.
Okay, here we go *drumroll*
*magically poofs out stuffed pelican my mother bought me during vacation 3 years ago* dO yOu kNoW wHaT tHiS iS?
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*visible confusion in the audience*
wELL gUeSs!!
*visible confusion continues*
IT'S A PELICAN FOR DERREN'S SAKE!!
wHaT'S a pELiCaN?
WELL THAT'S WHAT THE PLUSH IS FOR!!
*clears throat* So where was I again?
Ah, yes. Why should you adopt a pelican? Because *drumroll*
