Despite what the title miserably fails to persuade you, I can assure you this is not humorous. Just nonsense. However, I'm not one to judge *glare* oh wait- I'm writing this book so I c a n
Enjoy reading this garbage!!
Don't forget to read Volu...
Yes, you've heard me right. Don't. Threaten. Me. With. A. Good. Time.
If you respect my wishes, then a bag of bagels will "magically" appear at your doorstep tommorow. Thank me later. Or now. Preferably now.
. . .
Alright alright.
After receiving multiple of threats of good times, it's only protocol I take back those bagels back *snatches basket of bagels* It's a hell of a feeling though hehe.
nOw wHaT dO wE hAvE hErE
Ah, another one of my Barney edits.
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It looks so legit-
Okay, I'm bored now. Can someone threaten me with a good time now?
Safety! At The Net. Why, it's my band?- *confused murmurs* *whispers to my publicist* I didn't sign up for this you idiot-
A One- Woman band. You see, the members were long gone before the band was even formed. I knew they were trouble *disappointedly shakes head* *dramatically falls onto cold hard ground*
YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME FOREVER MWHAHAHA *tosses merch around* AND I DON'T EVEN PLAY INSTRUMENTS SO GOOD LUCK WITH THAT-
I'm sorry. I don't think I caught your nAaAaAaAaAaMmEe. Here's free merch anyways!
What the hell am I talking about? Yeah, I'm glaring at you autocorrect. Constantly switching "hell" to "he'll" instead. If I type "hell" that means I want "hell" to stay, not "he'll".
Fourth of July is nice.
August always slips away into a moment of time.i
Just trying to make conversation, y'know. I'm bad at love. Wait no- That's a Halsey song. I'm bad at . . . not bringing up songs.
I should probably go now. Because. This. Conversation. Is. Dead. Like. My. Band. P. S. I. Don't. Actually. Have. A. Band. That's. A. Joke.
Oh wow YouTube. I was going to listen to WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP WHERE DO WE GO after Happier Than Ever, but you just started playing Death Of A Bachelor. Going from " I know I should but I could never hate you" to "tOnIgHt wE aRe vIcToRiOuS" is fucking weird. It's a hell of a feeling though.
Alright alright.
I know I said that this conversation is dead, but I can't stand my chapters being so short.
TOLERATE ME FOR THREE MORE MINUTES PEASANTS
Let's talk about . . . my hair ✨
I'm obviously joking. We'd need a whole chapter to cover that.
Well then, I officially proclaim this conversation *clears throat* dead . . .
IT'S A HELL OF A FEELING THOUGH
Alright alright, I'll quit saying that *mutters* It's not my fault the song is so catchy. So much for three minutes. I'll publish another chapter tommorow :)
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