Pony

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Warning: Intense language and themes. Read at your own risk.


Me: I dare Pony to share his deepest, darkest secret.

Pony: Why?

Me: Because it's fun.

Pony: Well um If I'm honest most people don't know this but..I'm not a virgin.

Darry: WHAT?

Soda: Darry, you didn't know? I have been giving him my condoms for like weeks now!

Darry: WHOOOOA HOLD ON- *face getting red* SODA WHY DO YOU HAVE CONDOMS

Soda: I bought a 40 pack

Darry: ARE THOSE EVEN A THING?

Soda: I don't know but who cares. *hands one to Darry* Here, you might need this.

Darry: What the fuck why? *looks at it like he's never seen it before*

Pony: Wow, I'm ashamed of you Darry.

Darry: HEY ITS NOT MY FAULT IF IVE NEVER HAD IT!

Soda: It's okay Darry, it's okay. *pats him on the back*

Darry: *gets mad* SODAPOP CURTIS! HOW DARE YOU SET AN EXAMPLE LIKE THIS FOR PONYBOY!!!!

Pony: Guys really...uh..maybe I made a mistake in sharing that?

Me: Um. *looks at Darry* Um

Darry: *screams like a gorilla*

Soda: HOLY SHIT HE'S GOING WILD!

Darry: *pounds his chest and rips off his shirt*

Pony: Damn it Soda, what did you do?

Soda: I didn't do anything!!!

Steve: *walks up* OMG ITS DAIRY! WAT IS HE DOIN?

Pony: RUNNNN!!

Darry: *screams and chokes Steve*

Steve: *gasping for air*

Darry: *roars again* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX! EVERRRRRRRRRR!

Pony: Oh shit-

Darry: *roars and knocks the camera down, everything goes black*


*Part Two Coming Soon*

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