Outside the Fortress
The Blues are gathered around their new Warthog, listening to the details of the quest.
Lovam: Then we cross the Burning Plains of Honka Hill, we will march across the Freezing Plains of Blarganthia.
Matthias: Then after we cross the Burning Plains of Honka Hill, we're gonna reach the Freezing Plains of Blarganthia.
Caboose: The Burning Plains are next to the Freezing Plains? I bet there's some pretty wet plains in between.
Tucker: This is so dumb, I'm not doing this.
Church: Hey, news flash, you don't have a choice. You're the one that picked up the sword and locked it to yourself!
Tucker: I know! And I'm so used to picking up things, and not letting them get attached. ...I'm talkin' about women.
Church: I know, yes, I got it.
Tex: Don't worry Tucker, we're not gonna send you alone.
Tucker: You're coming with me Tex?
Tex: Me? Hell no! This is the first thing you wimps have done that actually sounds dangerous.
Matthias:
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Beatrice: Are you serious right now? You stand up against O'Malley and Wyoming, but this is too much for you?
GLaDOS: Actually, this is a great idea.
Beatrice: WHAT?!
GLaDOS: While we are away, she will be able to keep an eye on (points towards Church) that miserable pile of humanoid reproductory organ faliure.
Beartice: ...I'll allow it.
Church: You know, I was actually considering going with you guys, but after that, no fucking way.
Tucker: Good, because I don't want you to come either! You're a worse fighter than I am.
Church: Well you're in luck then, because I won't change my mind.
Tucker: What? Then who?
Matthias: Me.
Tucker: Yeah, I know that. It's obvious from the way your A.I. roasted Church into a crisp. But who else?
Caboose: ...
Tucker: No fuckin' way. He's not coming with us.
Matthias: Think about it this way. If he doesn't come with us, Church is gonna kill him. Do you want that?
Caboose: Oh, oh, oh, I hope we meet a Cleric along the way. None of us knows how to heal.
Tucker: ...I'm considering.
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Red vs Blue Season 4 /w Spartan Matthias
FanfictionSeason 4. The Reds have ruterned to Blood Gulch, while the Blues are under attack by a mysterious figure. Will they be able to defeat this unknown foe? The OCs Matthias and Beatrice are owned by Me. The OC Logan is owned by @flamebaron20. The OCs Da...
