Chaos meets the Gods, I get shot at by immortal teenage girls

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Percy's POV

Last time

I saw a portal opening in out of the corner of my eye "WHO DARES SWEAR ON MY NAME" booms chaos. Most of the gods look terrified.

"Seriously, Chaos you call that intimidating I've seen better from you" I remark in a mocking tone.     

Now

The god's are looking absolutely terrified and extremely confused. Chaos and myself are rolling on the floor in laughter. It's quite something seeing the creator of the universe rolling on the floor with laughter. Especially since her husband Order faded. Apparently, she was really depressed and it took the other primordials ages to get her to come out of their room.


"So Dad and family this is Chaos who is you great-grandmother and technically my grandmother my gods family's are hard work"


"Anyway Chaos how you doing? everything cool and most importantly has Aether figured out it was me who changed his shampoo to neon pink permanent marker in a liquid form?" As I asked this Hermes and Apollo burst out laughing

"I'm good, yes everything's cool and no Aether has no clue he thinks its Tartarus" Chaos says back

"Okay good I wonder how long until he finds the snake in his palace" I wonder aloud

"Oh he actually found that yesterday" Chaos answers my question

"Anyway Chaos I should probably go and get shot at by immortal teenage girls lead by my cousin" I say ever so enthusiastically.

"Oh yeah that's why I'm here we have some gear for you. So first we have a Chaos Crystal broadsword, silver throwing knives which replenish from their holders and finally Twin Short Swords.

 So first we have a Chaos Crystal broadsword, silver throwing knives which replenish from their holders and finally Twin Short Swords

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  Broadsword so this but longer

  Broadsword so this but longer

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Throwing Knives

Throwing Knives

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