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Y/N: Shut up your mom buys you MEGABLOCKS instead of Legos
Miya: You *beep*ing take that back right now

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Cherry: That's it! You're grounded! Get on top of the fridge!
Y/N: This house is a *beep*ing NIGHTMARE

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Y/N: Do fish get wet?
Langa: Y/N, it's three in the morning
*five minutes later*
Langa: Oh my god, do they?
Y/N: I know right!

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Y/N: So I made Reki read the PJO books because I said I would kill him if he didn't.
Langa: Uh huh
Y/N: And he's been working on House of Hades for a while since he's a slow reader.
Langa: Sounds like him.
Y/N: So one night as I'm showering, all I hear is Reki scream "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
Y/N:
Langa: And?
Y/N: I think he got to Croatia

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*on a trip to Disneyland*
Y/N: Do you see that McDonald's?
Joe: Yes.
Y/N: Good. Ignore it. Now take a left...
Reki: Awwww I wanted McDonald's

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Song: I'm clumsy, made friends with the floor
Y/N: Oh, I do that
(Do you know the song?)

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