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*texting*
Y/N: Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.
Reki: Especially when someone pushed you into the pool, so embarassing.
Miya: It was me lol
Reki: I KNOOOOOOOOOOOW AJDHSKDJJSB
Y/N: Can you both shut up

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Y/N: Bye guys! I'm going to sleep and hoping I never wake up!
Joe: She acts so edgy, yet she's sucking on a raspberry lollipop and humming the Strawberry Shortcake theme song.

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Miya: I'm having a problem with this person...
Y/N: Kill them.
Miya: No
Y/N: Then I will kill them FOR you
Miya: NO

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System: Enter password
Y/N: Batman
System: Password must have special character
Y/N: BatmanVsScoobyDoo

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Y/N: I tried putting 'Miya' as my Facebook password...
Miya: Why-
Y/N: But it said 'Password is too Short'
Miya: You little-
Y/N: I can't hear you over the sound of my tallness

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Y/N: Hey, Langa
Langa: Hm?
Y/N: I hate your last name
Langa: Okay-
Y/N: lemme change it to 'Kyan' 
Langa: :0
*years later*
Y/N: And that's how Langa and Reki got married
Reki: You didn't really have to do that, y'know

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Y/N: Could you pass the salt
Shadow: *throws Miya across the table*

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Joe: Nice hands, Cherry
Cherry: uh... thanks?
Joe: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-
Miya; wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN

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Cherry, homeschooling because of quarantine: What is an alcohol
Langa: It's an organic molecule with an OH group-
Y/N: BOOZE
Miya: *takes a shot of water from a bottle cap*
Cherry: I wanna quit

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