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Y/N: What the heck
Y/N: ESPN is showing 2021's National Jump Roping Championship.
Y/N: Who the heck watches- ooh bouncy

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Y/N: And here we see everyone in the gc, in our natural habitat, texting each other different variations of the word 'Garlic Bread'
Reki: Gaelic bread
Shadow: Grueling Brad
Miya: Ha ha, glamorous beans
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*watching Assassination Classroom Season Two*
Y/N: Imagine we were in there
Shadow: First thing I'd do is smack that kid Itona
Y/N: *glares* And if Karma doesn't hit you, I f*cking will

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Langa: I've seen it. How are you so good at kissing? Who teaches you?
Y/N: Well it actually a class. You could've gone, but it's full.
Langa: I see
Y/N: Would you like me to tutor you?
Langa:
Joe: Y/N, you smooth little-
Langa: Can you tutor all of us?
Y/N: Everyone except Shadow. He's an old man

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Langa: Hello, I just came to-
Langa: *sees Shadow shoving Reki into a washing machine while Miya records and Cherry watches*
Langa, very concerned: Something just came up
Reki: WAIT NO-
Reki: LANGA HELPPPPPP

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*during a game*
Shadow: K, bye
Shadow: MOM DO NOT TOUCH THAT SOCK! I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TOUCH THAT SOCK YOU WILL BE IN THERAPY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! NO! THAT'S MY SPECIAL SOCK! PUT IT DOWN!
Y/N: Um
Y/N: I'm gonna go
Shadow: Please do

(Free Guy reference)

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