Cherry, teaching Y/N to drive: You see Shadow and Langa crossing the road. What do you hit?
Y/N: Oh, definitely Shadow. I could never hit Langa.
Cherry: *sigh* The brakes, Y/N. You hit the brakes.
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Y/N, giving advice to Cherry: Every time you yell at your kids, put a quarter in your "No Yelling" sock and soon you'll have a weapon-
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Shadow: *shoots ceiling with gun*
Y/N: *falls off couch*
Y/N: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T *beep*ING LOVE YOU
Shadow: PFFT-
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Adam, pointing to Reki and Langa: EWWWW what the *beep*
Adam: is this allowed? I-is this allowed?
Langa: Stop.
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Y/N: So I was passing Langa's house and I heard Reki screaming 'DIE! DIE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU' while Langa was screaming. Turns out Langa found a spider.
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Adam: Have you ever thought that life may be more than just looking good?
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I legit ran out of creativity juices
