Y/N: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Cherry: I burned my tongue once drinking tea
Joe: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it
Miya: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for stabbing it with a pencil one in the first grade
Langa: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled the water on my hand and burned it
Reki:
Reki: I have emotional scars
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Y/N: Well aren't you a group of rag-tag adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess. You're out to save the world!
Cherry: Well, actually, that sounds like a fair assessment
Joe: More or less, I guess...
Miya: that sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Langa: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept
Reki: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!
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Y/N, walking into her house: hello, people who do not live here
Cherry: hey
Joe: Hi
Miya: Hello
Langa: Hey!
Y/N: I gave you the key for emergencies only!
Reki: We were out of Doritos
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Y/N: We need to distract these guys
Cherry: Leave it to me
Cherry: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Langa, Miya, and Joe: *immediately start arguing*
Reki: Oh, this. I don't like this.
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Y/N: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between falling for it and completing the joke.
Cherry: Okay, but what is updog
Joe: updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, onions, mustard, and/or relish.
Miya: No, that is a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Langa: No, that's an update. Updog is the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Reki: That's Uppsala. Updog is that giant spider in Harry Potter.
Y/N: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Miya: You're thinking of epsilon. An updog is a modern version of henway
Cherry: What's a henway
Y/N: oh, about 5 pounds
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Y/N If you bite it, and you die, it's poisonous.
Cherry: What if it bites me and it dies?
Joe: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ Cherry learn to listen
Miya: What if it bites itself and I die?
Langa: That's voodoo?
Reki: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Cherry: That's correlation, not cause.
Miya: what if we bite each other and none of us die?
Langa: That's kinky.
Y/N: oh my god
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Y/N: just be yourself
Cherry: "Be myself"? Y/N, I have one day to win Joe over. How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Miya: Couple months
Langa: Six months
Reki: Jury's still out
Cherry: See, Y/N?
Cherry: "Be myself"
Cherry: What garbage is that?
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Y/N: Hewwo
Cherry: Hi
Joe: Greetings, humans
Langa: Three types of people
Miya: I want pudding
Langa: Four types of people
Reki: WHATS UP *beep*ERS?!
Langa; Five types of people
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'Can I capy your homework?'
Y/N: I'll help you with it!
Cherry: Yeah, sure
Joe: Bold of you to assume I did the homework
Miya: Lol nope
Langa: Wait, we had homework???
Reki: Read 1:55 pm
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Y/N: We need to get through this locked door. Cherry, give me your credit card
Cherry: Here
Y/N, pocketing it: Thanks. Joe, kick down the door.
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Y/N: I'm ten times funnier than you
Cherry: Ten times zero is still zero though
Y/N: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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I might've gone too far...
