Miya: DANG IT Y/N'S DEAD
Reki: YEAH, WE CAN TELL, MIYA!
Joe: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
Y/N: I DIED TO THE FRICKING PRIMO GEOVISHISAP. WITH XIAO AND XINGQIU! HOW?????
Langa: You used Xingqiu's Elemental skill too early, so you died.
Y/N: I should've used Bennett...
Miya: But Bennett's my thing. We agreed on that.
Reki: You have better healers then me. All I have is Barbara...
Joe:...
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Y/N: What are you doing?
Shadow: I'm pulling for another Hydro character, since all I have is Barbara.
Y/N: Oh. I've got Barbara and Xingqiu. Anyway, I'm gonna go see if I can get any doubles.
-five minutes later-
Y/N: Don't be mad...
Shadow: Why? What happened?
Y/N: I was pulling for a double and the light turned gold so I'm like "Okay maybe I got a Xiao double" but it was Mona, a five star Hydro character...
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Miya: Haha Y/N's gonna be so P.O'd.
Y/N: What happened?
Miya: You're gonna be mad.
Y/N: What happened?
Miya: Come in here.
*Miya has Diluc, while Y/N doesnt*
Y/N: *almost yeets her phone to the ground*
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Y/N: Shadow, if I bake you some food, say Red Lobster Cheese Biscuits, Will you let me transfer money to my account so I can pull for Xiao?
Shadow: *smiles and holds up a cookie sheet of uncooked biscuits*
Y/N:OH COME ON
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Y/N: *slowly walks out of her room and gets a drink* I hate Childe.
Langa: Did you die?
Y/N: Come look at his health.
Langa: No
Y/N: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE
Langa: Send me a picture
Picture: *shows Lumine and Paimon over a panting Childe*
Langa: Alright. Good job.
Y/N: I BEAT HIM BY HEALING WITH XINGQIU AND BENNETT
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Y/N: I PUT BENNETT IN MY TEAPOT AND HE SAYS HE'S LUCKY TODAY AND THEN HE STARTS LISTING ALL THE WAYS HE HAS TO CAMP OUTSIDE LIKE FINDING A HOLE IN THE TREE
Reki: Uh huh.
Y/N: THEN I SAID "You can stay here whenever you like" AND HE'S LIKE "R-really?" AND HE SAID HE WAS LUCKY TO HAVE SOMEONE AS NICE AS MY LUMINE ON HIS TEAM
Reki: Awwww
Y/N: *dying form fangirling*
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All but the first one are true stories of what happened to me in Genshin Impact.
