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Reki: Say Coloradoo
Langa: Co-
Y/N: I'M A GIRAFFE

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Langa: Next please
Y/N: Hello
Langa: Sir/Ma'am, this is a mugshot.
Y/N: A mugshot? I don't even drink coffee

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Y/N: *blows vape on table*
Adam: *blows away vape*
Y/N: ADAM!

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Joe: Y/N, how are your chicken strips?
Y/N: *beep* YA CHICKEN STRIPS!

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Miya: hOw Do YoU kNoW wHaT's GoOd FoR Me?
Y/N: THAT'S MY OPINION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Adam: Yo, how much money do you have?
Langa: Uh, 69 cents.
Adam: Oh! You know what that means!
Langa: *tearing up* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets

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Y/N: Get to Del Taco, they got a new thing called Freesha- Free- Freeshavaca-do

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Y/N: Hey, I'm lesbian
Miya:
Miya: I thought you were American (or Japanese in this case)

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