Y/N: How much did you pay for that taco?
Reki: Aight you know this boy's got his free taco *falls*
(Is it just me or do I always fall at the dude's expense)
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Y/N: MIYA! IS THAT A WEED?!
Miya: No, this is a crayon-
Y/N: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
Y/N: *types in 911*
911 What's your emergency?
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Langa: *choking*
Y/N: Quick! Call 911!
Reki: The 9 button is broken!
Y/N: I know! Just turn it upside down and use the 6!
Reki: Great idea!
Langa: *stops choking* What the *beep*?
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Langa: This is my ex-boyfriend, Reki
Reki: How many times have I told you to stop calling me that?
Reki: I'm his husband
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Adam: Oh, hi, thanks for checking in. I'm still a piece of garbageeeee
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Adam, knowing Langa's inside the house: Open up!
Y/N, protecc mode: Why?
Adam: We just wanna talk
Y/N: Do you have a warrant?
Adam: No, we just wanna talk.
Y/N: How many of you are there?
Adam: There's two of us
Y/N: Great, talk to each other
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Y/N: I'm in Langa's car, broom broom
Langa: Get out me car
Y/N: aww
