Miya: Y/N, you're blocking the TV!
Y/N: You're just jealous of my fabulousness
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Langa: Reki gave me so many kisses
Y/N: He wHAT
Langa: Yeah, he gave me a whole bag of them! *holds up bag of Hershey kisses*
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Y/N: Hi, I'm Y/N. This is my boyfriend, Langa, and that's his boyfriend, Reki. That's my other boyfriend, Joe with his boyfriend, Cherry.
Miya: What am I then?
Y/N: Hm?
Y/N: Depends.
Miya: What do you mean, "depends"?
Y/N: Yesterday you were the family cat.
Y/N: Today you're the child I adopted ten years ago
Miya: ?????????
Shadow: And me?
Y/N: You're the clown
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Reki: What's your biggest fear?
Langa: You.
Reki: Me?!
Langa: I'm scared that one day you'll look in the mirror and see yourself the way I see you. You will realize just how amazing you are and that you deserve better than me.
Langa: I'm terrified that you'll leave.
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Joe: Aw, I cut my finger
Y/N: *runs* Whee oo whee oo whee oo
Joe: What
Y/N: *stops and puts a bandage on Joe's finger*
Y/N: *runs again* Whee oo whee oo whee oo
Joe:...
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*playing a game*
Y/N: Aw, I died. That makes me angry!
Y/N: Wiat no
Y/N: looks at Reki and Miya, completely calm* That makes me angry.
Reki: *scoots back a little*
(This happened once)
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Miya, filming: And here we can see the endangered Y/N in their natural habitat.
Y/N: *falls down the stairs, spilling cereal everywhere*
Miya: *looks into the camera* Natural selection is coming for this specimen.
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