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Y/N: Is your leg gets cut off, does it hurt?
Miya:
Miya: DUH
Y/N: but where tho
Miya: In your leg-
Y/N: But your leg gets cut off.
Y/N: So how you gonna feel the pain
Y/N and Miya: If you don't have your leg
Cherry: You'll still feel pain, idiots. The nerves will be severed but won't be gone.

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Y/N: He's probably listening to some music to motivate him.
Reki's music: WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Reki: What's Shadow playing?
Y/N: I don't know. Probably something violent.
Shadow: *playing Animal Crossing*

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Reki: I'm cold
Langa: Here's my jacket
Joe: I'm cold too
Cherry: Well dang Joe I don't control the weather

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Langa: How do you politely tell someone their breath stinks?
Y/N: hey, I'm bored. Let's drink mouthwash.

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Y/N: It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
Miya: beautiful
(Tbh there's something wrong with me because I do not like tacos)

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Y/N: *on twitter* Miya, look.
Phone: *shows pic of Lebron James wearing shirt that says "Vote or Die"*
Miya: *gets on Twitter*
Miya, typing: Lebron I'm only 12 I can't vote and I don't wanna die yet
Y/N: Miya, what the *beep*

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Y/N: You are now one day closer to the next time you eat nachos.
Langa: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Miya: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Reki: Then tomorrow is Nacho Lucky Day

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Y/N: *singing Hot Girl Bummer* *beep* you, and you, and you~
Joe: But I'm not allowed to? You're a minor

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(now I'm using an incorrect quotes from now on generator so shush)

Y/N: *posts a super low quality pic in the group chat*
Cherry: If I had a dollar for every pixel in that image I'd have 15 cents
Y/N: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after reading that text I'd have enough money to buy and fire a cannon at you.
Joe: Actually, I did the math. Cherry would have $225, not 15 cents.
Cherry: Fam, I'm right here
Miya: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda.
Y/N: While you're there could you buy me a bottle of apple juice please?
Miya: Sorry, I only have a dollar
Y/N: :(
Joe: Hey I just realized my friend is right. Cherry would have $22,500 for every dollar, not cent.
Miya: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and apple juice
Joe: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Langa: yeah, and they want soda and apple juice
Joe: Apple juice to what?
Reki: To the forehead
Cherry: Great chat

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Y/N: Who the *beep* added me to the *beep*ing group chat?
Cherry: >:O language
Joe: Yeah, watch your *beep*ing language
Miya: OKAY WHO TAUGHT JOE THE *beep* WORD?!
Langa: 'the *beep* word'
Reki: Are you guys stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Joe: Oh my god he censored it
Langa: Say *beep* Reki
Joe: Do it, Reki. Say *beep*

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