A/N: I had this ridiculous idea while having a conversation with my brother so why not? This story is already saddening so I need to lighten the mood.
Its another fucking triple date....Again. Why Emerson and Fiore agreed to this? I dunno.
- Downtown Wellston -
The six actually had a blast for the first time. John was talking about kinky shit, Blyke wasn't an asshole and Emerson quickly put away his darkness. ( You can see that these men are kinda of idiots. ) Seraphina and Fiore never debated about who's a lesbian and Remi is just a happy person in general.
John: Blyke, tell the story again about the cucumber!
Blyke: But that's embarrassing!
Remi: The cucumber is long gone.
Fiore: Really? I saw John's cat eat it.
John: WHAT?! AND I LET JERAPHINA GIVE ME KISSES!!
Sera: Thats OK, Seraphina can give you kisses ;)
John: I HAVE BLYKE'S BUTT IN MY FACE NOW!!!
Emerson: I'm pretty sure that a shower got it off by now.
John: AHHHHH!!!!
Blyke: Uh dude?
John: I HAD A GAY MAN'S POOP OIL IN MY FACE!!!!!!
Fiore: Why is Blyke X Cucumber like totally normal?
Emerson: I don't know, It shouldn't be.
John: STOP BEING LOGICAL AND GET ME SOME GASOLINE!!!
A/N: In case you didn't know, the Blyke X Cucumber thing was from my chatfic, a spin off of this.
Remi: John, stop it.
Sera: *rumble* Uh he he? I think I forgot to eat lunch.
John: *quickly changes mood* Hey I know a guy! He might give us a discount his restaurant!
Remi: That sounds like a good idea.
Sera: Alright lets goooo, This girl is hungry.
Emerson: Thank god Isen is not here.
They all head to a local fast food restaurant.
Emerson: KFC? Dude that's a food chain.
John: Its not KFC, its KFC!
Emerson: Wha?
Sera: Thats strange why is the mascot a black dude staring at us with his eyes wide open?
Remi: I have a bad feeling.
John: Come on guys, I know the owner! Its not a food chain.
Emerson: First what does this KFC stand for?
John: Kansas Fried Cheeseburgers.
Fiore: Ew.
The walk in and John immediately greets his friend, who is a gangasta black man.
John: MO FO!
Mo' Fo': Hey Mo' Fo' what's up Mo' Fo'? These y'all friends Mo' Fo'?
John: Yeah! We are on a triple date!
Blyke: He just called you a mother fucker several times.
Sera: I think thats his name too.
Mo' Fo': Welcome to Kansas Fried Cheeseburgers Mo' Fo'. If you Mo' Fo's ever need anything from Mo' Fo', you Mo' Fo's don't be hesitant to ask, OK Mo' Fo'?
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unOrdinary: Hidden - A Play Script story
FanfictionArlo, Cecile, John and Seraphina have graduated, leaving Blyke to the hierarchy. Blyke is King with his pal Isen being the Jack. John and Sera still stick around Wellston as they have been hired as Ability Tutors ( because Wellston wants to remain n...
