Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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SHADOW: What scares you most?
REKI: Werewolves
LANGA: Sharks
MIYA: The unstoppable march of time that is slowly guiding us to our inevitable death.
(NAME): Miya

(NAME): Can I buy you a drink?
JOE: I have a boyfriend.
(NAME): Does he want one too?

CHERRY: We can go to my place. No one knows where I live.
JOE: I thought you had (Y/n) over that one time?
CHERRY: Yeah it was fun. I moved out the next day.

SHADOW: I'm the kind of guy that likes to think things through.
MIYA: Since when? I saw you eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire yesterday.

(NAME): We're going to die.
REKI: Think positive!
(NAME): We're going to die quickly...?

CHERRY: (Y/n) are you ready to drive?
(NAME): Are you ready for me to drive?
CHERRY: Sure, I've had a good life.

LANGA: A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but then I realized toucan play that game.
(NAME):
(NAME): I don't think we can be friends anymore-

JOE: You need to react when people cry!
MIYA: I did! I rolled my eyes.

REKI: I love to make up random phrase and then slap "if you know what I mean" at the end of it. It implies that there's a meaning to it and leaves the recipient wondering.
(NAME): I too, like to shake up the old bag of nails if you know what I mean.
REKI: I know exactly what you mean.

CHERRY: *walking into his house* Hello, people who do not live here.
MIYA: Hey.
REKI: Hi.
LANGA: Hello.
JOE: Hey!
CHERRY: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
(NAME): We were out of Doritos.

CHERRY: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
(NAME): *amazed* Wow...
JOE: *to (Y/n)* Well what does that mean?
(NAME): I don't know.
(NAME): *to Cherry* What does that mean?

SHADOW: *filling out legal paperwork for the MiNoRs* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
REKI: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
LANGA: I was personally created in a lab.
MIYA: I just straight up spawned.

(NAME): I want to wake up everyday with you for the rest of our lives.
JOE: I wake up at 4:30am
(NAME):
(NAME): I want to see you at some point everyday for the rest of our lives.

LANGA: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of things you've lost throughout your life.
CHERRY: Self-esteem, haven't see you in years!
JOE: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding it!
SHADOW: I knew I lost my potential somewhere!
REKI: My moral code, is that you?
(NAME): My will to live! You found it?!
LANGA: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need hugs?

(NAME): Rules are made to be broken.
CHERRY: They were made to be followed. Nothing was made to be broken.
REKI: Uh, piñatas.
MIYA: Glow sticks.
SHADOW: Karate boards.
JOE: Pasta when you have a small pot.
(NAME): Rules!
CHERRY:

JOE: Some people are like slinkies.
CHERRY: What?
JOE: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
CHERRY:
CHERRY: Please don't push (Y/n) down the stairs.
JOE: *pushing (Y/n) down the stairs* Too late.

MIYA: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
(NAME): You mean you stabbed them?
MIYA: They ran into my knife.

JOE: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
(NAME): Okay, can you do the dishes?
JOE: No!

COMPUTER: Please enter a password.
MIYA: *types in (Y/n)*
COMPUTER: Your password is too weak.
MIYA: How fucking DARE YOU-

JOE: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
(NAME): Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?
REKI: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

SHADOW: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
SHADOW: I need my socks.

JOE: My stomach growled super loud in French.
JOE: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
(NAME): Bonjour.
REKI: Le growl.
LANGA: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

JOE: *holding a salt packet* It's just a little sodium chloride.
CHERRY: Actually Joe, it's salt.
JOE: That's what I said, sodium chloride.
CHERRY: Uh Joe, that would be salt.
CHERRY: *takes salt packer from Joe* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

(NAME): Two years ago, I married my best friend.
(NAME): Joe is still mad about it, but me and Cherry were drunk and thought it was funny.

REKI: Hey Miya, I've got an idea for how to solve this.
MIYA: *pulling out a shotgun* Yeah?
REKI: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Miya!

JOE: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
(NAME): My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
CHERRY: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
REKI: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

JOE: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
JOE: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
(NAME): Socks are Feetie Heaties.
LANGA: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
MIYA: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
REKI: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
CHERRY: I hate you guys so much.

*playing twister*
REKI: Right hand red.
(NAME): *ends up on top of Cherry*
CHERRY: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
REKI: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

CHERRY: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
JOE: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
CHERRY: But you're always acting stupid?
JOE: ...
JOE: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

LANGA: Why would you give a knife to (Y/n)?!
REKI: (Y/n) felt unsafe.
LANGA: Now I feel unsafe!
REKI: I'm sorry...
REKI: Would you like a knife?

JOE: *is hugging Miya*
(NAME): Hey! It's my turn to hug Miya!
(NAME): *grabs Miya*
REKI: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
JOE: No, It's still my turn!
MIYA: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
(NAME): But we need the moral support!
JOE: And you're small! Which is cute!
REKI: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
MIYA: *close to tears* Well- I guess.

SHADOW: Is this your plan B?
(NAME): Technically, this is plan P.
SHADOW: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
(NAME): Yes, but I marry Joe in plan M.
JOE: I like plan M.