Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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MIYA: (Y/n), no.
(NAME): (Y/n), yes.

(NAME): Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.
LANGA: Cool.
(NAME): Do you know who Joe is?
LANGA: JOE MAMA!
MIYA: *not even looking up from their phone* Damn, that backfired.

MIYA : You use emoji's like a straight person.
LANGA: That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

SHADOW: I'm a reverse necromancer.
JOE: Isn't that just killing people?
SHADOW: Ah, technically.

(NAME): When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?"
REKK : Life lessons that schools can't teach you.

(NAME): *sees Reki and Langa together*
(NAME): They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
SHADOW: You mean... you ship them?

JOE: That's illegal, right?
ADAM : Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?
JOE: No-
ADAM : Then shut the fuck up.

REKI: *to the squad* And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you're doing it all wrong.

(NAME): I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
ADAM:
(NAME): Vroom vroom, motherfucker.

SHADOW: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."

(NAME): Are you laughing at that video of Adam and Reki beefing?
TADASHI: No.
TADASHI: I'm laughing at the comments.

(NAME): I'm a bad person, I'm a very bad person, I'm a horrible person.
The Squad:
(NAME): No you're not, (Y/N)! We still love you, (Y/n)!

(NAME): I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
CHERRY: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

MIYA: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.
REKI: Thanks, Miya!
MIYA: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.

ADAM: I'm not creepy.
ADAM: I'm petty.
ADAM: There's a difference, ya' know.

more crack texts!! yayyy

*THE 'S' SQUAD*

REKI
Damn so many angry people over
this group thing
It won't happen again. Jeez.

(NAME)
Automated message from Apple Inc.
Dear iPhone user, you have exceeded your group text usage.
Delete all contacts? Text back with y or n.

REKI
Wait wat????

(NAME)
Automated message from Apple Inc.
You have selected y. Now deleting
all contacts

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*THE 'S' SQUAD*

JOE
Yoyre the sweetest candything
in all theuniverse. Sprinkles odf
sugar on my tasters.

CHERRY
Kojiro are you drunk?

MIYA
He reaaal drunk

JOE
Would you arrest me rif I wass?

(NAME)
No sir