Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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(NAME): Hey, Joe. What kind of flowers do you prefer?
JOE: I like sunflowers.
(NAME): *pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps* Well, shit-

(NAME): Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
(NAME): *playing Monopoly* Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

JOE: *Locks Reki in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
REKI: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

MIYA: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

LANGA: So I'm the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger?
CHERRY: Do I get to pick the finger?

MIYA: Oh, fiddlesticks.
REKI: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

JOE: So I got this amazing plan!
CHERRY: We fail almost every time you say that.
JOE: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved

SHADOW: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Miya, are a fucking cactus.

ADAM: That sounds like a terrible plan.
TADASHI: Oh, we've had worse.

CHERRY: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
(NAME): Only if you also don't ask why.
(NAME): *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
CHERRY: ...
CHERRY: *grabbing a skull* This one will do.

MIYA: If I may interject...
JOE: Oh, awesome, Miya was eavesdropping.

MIYA: Start talking!
SHADOW: Well, I-
MIYA: Shut up!

(NAME): Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
(NAME): And atoms never touch each other.
(NAME): So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.

REKI: *planning a group disguise* You cannot be Blake Bortles.
(NAME): Fine! Then I'll be Jake-
JOE: *under his breath* Don't say Jortles.
(NAME): Jortles! And I work at the molotov cocktail department.

ADAM: * talking about 'S'* I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

JOE: When I was a kid, Cherry told me that the paper strip that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
(NAME): They are!
JOE: FOR REAL?
(NAME): No! Why did you fall for it again?

SHADOW: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
MIYA: Awww, thanks-
SHADOW: That's not a good thing.
MIYA: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.

MIYA: Hey, aren't you Reki?
REKI: You a cop?
MIYA: No.
REKI: Then yes, I am.

TADASHI: You read my diary?
(NAME): At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

CHERRY: Dumbest scar stories, go!
JOE: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
MIYA: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
LANGA: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
REKI: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
(NAME): I have emotional scars.

(NAME): How did you even get in here?
ADAM: Tadashi's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Adam's door"!
TADASHI: I'm closing the window.

CHERRY: Between Reki, Lana, Joe, and Shadow -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
(NAME): No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
CHERRY: Miya?
(NAME): Yeah, but I don't know why.

SHADOW: Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder.
SHADOW: *glares at Langa*
LANGA: Well, sorry I have morals!

(NAME): There. How do I look?
MIYA: Like a cheap French harlot.
(NAME): French?!

REKI: *bursting into the room* You two are having sex!
CHERRY: *not looking up from their book* Really? Joe, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.

(NAME): *writing in a letter* "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
(NAME): THERE. Now send it.
MIYA: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
(NAME): JUST DO IT!
*later*
CHERRY: So what does it say?
JOE: *reading the letter* They say they're going to "lick my...."
CHERRY:
JOE:
CHERRY: Gross-

MIYA: You three, explain right now!
JOE: It was Reki.
CHERRY: It was Reki.
LANGA: It was Reki.
REKI:
REKI: ...fuck.

(NAME): Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Cherry periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.'
(NAME): It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

JOE: Cherry you can't move in with (Y/n).
CHERRY: Why not?
JOE: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup?
CHERRY: I'm not wearing makeup right now.
JOE: Holy crap, you're beautiful.

REKI: Are they stupid?
LANGA: Yes, but they prefer to be called (Y/n).

(NAME): *Answers phone.* Hello?
MIYA: It's Miya.
(NAME): What did they do this time?
MIYA: No, it's me, (Y/n). It's actually me.
(NAME): What did you do this time?

LANGA: I have a bad feeling about this...
REKI: What do you mean?
LANGA: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
REKI: No?
CHERRY: That actually explains so much.

ADAM: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
TADASHI: It's a book. There's a lot of those in here, this is a library.

REKI: Are you busy?
JOE: Yes.
REKI: Cool, listen to this.

LANGA: You know what I learned from my friendship with Adam?
TADASHI: There's no such thing as too mean?
(NAME): Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
SHADOW: Always hold a grudge?

CHERRY: Hopefully Joe has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
JOE: Oh, shut up and die Cherry.

COP: You ran a red light.
(NAME): So did you, hypocrite.
COP: I was following you.
(NAME): That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
COP: Get out.