Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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(NAME): I trust Joe.
CHERRY: You think he knows what he's doing?
(NAME): I wouldn't go that far.

(NAME): I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
CHERRY: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Joe isn't

(NAME): Danger is my middle name.
CHERRY: That's a lie.
JOE: Your middle name is Cutie-Pie
CHERRY: *boops (Y/n)'s nose*

(NAME): I don't think I look good today.
CHERRY: WHAT
*Joe running all the way from his restaurant with his pan*
JOE: *kicking the door open* I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST SAY YOU DON'T LOOK NICE

(NAME): *trying to impress Cherry* I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.
JOE: They turned it off and back on again.

JOE: Mint is just cold spicy.
CHERRY & (NAME): ...
CHERRY: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

(NAME): It's funny how well you and Kaoru get along. Didn't they hate you at first?
JOE: Kaoru hates everybody at first. It's their way of reaching out to people.

JOE: Ducks are better than rabbits.
(NAME): What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
MIYA: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
(NAME): We're not talking about flavour, Miya!
MIYA: Flavour counts!
(NAME): Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?
CHERRY: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?
(NAME): Okay, but-
CHERRY: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?
MIYA: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
(NAME): BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, MIYA!
MIYA: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, (Y/N)!
JOE: I- Jesus-

(NAME): *texting group chat* What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!
JOE: Moose Tracks is good!
CHERRY: What the fuck is that!?
JOE: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
CHERRY: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this person shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
(NAME) & JOE: what?
CHERRY: I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
(NAME): You done now?
CHERRY: Yeah ok.
(NAME) & JOE: ...
CHERRY: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

CHERRY: Are you a painting?
JOE: What-?
CHERRY: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
(NAME): OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIM OR SOMETHING-

(NAME): *sweating* Joe, there's something I need to ask you-
JOE: Finally! You're proposing!
(NAME): How'd you know?
JOE: (Y/n), you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
JOE: I even picked it up once.

JOE: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Cherry recently.
(NAME): No, Joe, it's not what it look like, I swear.
JOE: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
(NAME): No! You're the only one for me.
JOE: Is that so?
(NAME): I promise! Cherry and I are just dating, okay? He's my partner.
JOE: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved.
(NAME): You are still my one and only best friend! They're just the love of my life, nothing more!
JOE: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
(NAME): Of course bro!
JOE: Bro...
CHERRY: What the-

(NAME): Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
JOE: That's deep.
CHERRY: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
JOE: That's deeper.
MIYA: ...You guys are idiots.

JOE: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
(NAME): Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.
JOE: Oh...
CHERRY: *from across the room* I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

JOE: Why would anyone want to harm (Y/n)?
CHERRY: Maybe because they met them?

(NAME): *looking through their clothes* Has anyone seen my top?
CHERRY: Joe's in the kitchen.

(NAME): I asked Kaoru out.
MIYA: Oh, I'm sorry.
(NAME): Why?
MIYA: Well, I assume they said no.
(NAME): No, they said yes.
MIYA: Really? Then I'm sorry for them.

(NAME): Why is Reki crying?
LANGA: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
REKI: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
(NAME): Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
REKI: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
(NAME): NO, NOT THAT!

CHERRY: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?
JOE: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
CHERRY: Aww, it's a love note for (Y/n)?
JOE: No-
CHERRY: *opens it*
CHERRY:
JOE:
CHERRY: I can't read this.

JOE: You bought a taco?
CHERRY: Yes.
JOE: From the same truck that hit (Y/n)?!
CHERRY: *with a mouthful of taco* Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

JOE: *yawns*
CHERRY: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
(NAME): Then you must be exhuasted.
SHADOW: Will you three shut up? Some of us are lonely.

(NAME): *Entering Cherry's room* Joe did it again.
CHERRY: Peace disturbance?
(NAME): What no-
CHERRY: Arson..?
(NAME): NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
CHERRY: uh....Attempted murder?
(NAME): NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

(NAME): Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
JOE: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Cherry, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
(NAME): You're a bad influence.
JOE: And you don't know your sayings.

CHERRY: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
JOE: But are you shuffling?
CHERRY: Everyday.
(NAME): What language are you two speaking??

CHERRY: Nice rock.
(NAME): Thanks, JOE gave it to me.
JOE: I threw it at you!
(NAME): Isn't he the sweetest?

CHERRY: *Talking to Joe* Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Welcome to my abode. I'm glad you could join me.
(NAME): But this is my abode.
CHERRY: ...
CHERRY: Welcome to my abode, I'm so happy to have you, guest.

(NAME): Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
JOE: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
(NAME):
(NAME): *sobs*
CHERRY: You fucking scared them, you idiot.

(NAME): *about Cherry* They're speaking some kind of French.
JOE: Let me handle it. I speak Italian. It's the same thing.

JOE: What would (Y/n) think?
CHERRY: Ok, that's an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if... we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told them?