Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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MIYA: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
JOE: They do.
SHADOW: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

ADAM: I just ended a five year relationship.
TADASHI: Oh no, are you okay?
ADAM: It's okay, it wasn't mine.

LANGA: You want some leftovers?
CHERRY: What are those?
LANGA: You've never had leftovers before?
CHERRY: No, 'cause I'm not a quitter.

(NAME): Last night I found out Cherry is a sleep talker.
REKI: Oh, really?
(NAME): "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

ADAM: How does that even work?
TADASHI: *mocking them* hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe?!
ADAM: Your face doesnt make sense.

REKI: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
(NAME): ...Don't you mean benevolence?
REKI: No.

MIYA: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

REKI: What is love?
JOE: An emotional minefield.
CHERRY: A neurochemical reaction.
LANGA: Baby don't hurt me.

SHADOW: Do you have any idea what you're doing?
REKI: Why start now?

JOE: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?
(NAME): Yes?
JOE: We're in too deep.

MIYA: I'm so excited!
SHADOW: We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
MIYA: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
SHADOW: Yeah!

JOE: I find it very unseemly of (Y/n) to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?
CHERRY: Die. Let's find out.

LANGA: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

CHERRY: *in the hospital* Will you visit me when I get out?
(NAME): Lol nah, I hate graveyards.

MIYA: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
(NAME): YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

ADAM: Go big or go home!
TADASHI: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.
ADAM: I'm going big!

REKI: *is visibly upset*
LANGA: Reki, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

SHADOW: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
(NAME): If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

CHERRY: *about Reki and Langa* They make a cute couple, huh?
(NAME): They certainly are standing next to each other.

LANGA: *smugly, after security arrives to escort Adam and Tadashi out* So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?
TADASHI: *in defeat* Let's go.
ADAM: Wait.
TADASHI: What?
ADAM: I'd kinda like to be carried out...

(NAME): *holding in their laughter* Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?
CHERRY: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
(NAME):
(NAME): Water you doing?

ADAM: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking 'are we about to kiss?'
ADAM: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.

CHERRY: *eating a cinnamon roll*
(NAME): Cannibalism.
CHERRY: *confused chewing noises*

MIYA: You'd be stupid to lay a hand on me.
(NAME): Oh, you'd be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

LANGA: Reki, we tried things your way.
REKI: No, we didn't.
LANGA: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

REKI: How would you like your coffee?
(NAME): As dark as my soul.
REKI: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

MIYA: *texting* Answer your phone
JOE: *texting back* Wait a minute, I can't find my phone
MIYA: Understood
MIYA: *5 minutes later* You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Joe.

JOE: Well, remember when Cherry made a romantic dinner for me?
REKI: Joe, they microwaved you a pizza.

SHADOW: I've invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
(NAME): *nodding* Knife Monopoly.
SHADOW: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

*Tadashi rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
ADAM: What's going on?
LANGA: Tadashi wouldn't drink water.
ADAM: ...And?
LANGA: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.
TADASHI, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

CHERRY: Are you sure this is safe?
JOE: Safer than Flintstone vitamin gummies in a bottle.
JOE: Keep twisting, junior! All you're gonna get is clicks.

MIYA: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!
JOE: Cause I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!

ADAM: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

JOE: Good morning.
CHERRY: Good morning.
SHADOW: Good morning.
(NAME): You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
REKI: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

REKI: I'm sad.
LANGA: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
LANGA: And das not good.

(NAME): Hey, do you know the password to Shadow's computer?
CHERRY: Fuck you, (Y/n).
(NAME): Hey!!
CHERRY: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyou(Y/n)".
(NAME): Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

LANGA: Why does Cherry always do the laundry so loudly?
JOE: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
CHERRY: *in the distance* *slams the washing machine shut*

LANGA: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

JOE: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds.
MIYA: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
JOE: NO-

REKI: You are an absolute fucking dork.
(NAME): *singing* Yeah, but I'm your dork!
REKI: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

ADAM: Guys, I have a question.
TADASHI: kys <3
ADAM: I love you too.
(NAME): Ah, yes. Love.