Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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JOE: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
JOE: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
CHERRY: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
JOE: Ominous positivity.

(NAME): I desire moisture.
REKI: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

MIYA: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
MIYA: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

CHERRY: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
REKI: Well then who's is it?
CHERRY: *staring at a cup of tea* I don't know!
(NAME): *from the other room* Where the hell did my tea go?!

(NAME): Is stabbing someone immoral?
JOE: Not if they consent to it.
SHDOW: Depends on who your stabbing.
CHERRY: YES??!!?

(NAME): If we lose, you're out of the will.
ADAM: I was in the will?

CHERRY: Would you slap (Y/n)-
JOE: Yes.
CHERRY: I didn't even finish!
JOE: Sorry, continue.
CHERRY: Would you slap (Y/n) for 10 dollars?
JOE: I would do it for free.
(NAME): Rude...

LANGA: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
REKI: It was me...
LANGA: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

(NAME): I am 39 cheetos tall.
REKI: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
(NAME): Because we're out of doritos.

ADAM: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.
CHERRY: What club?
TADASHI: The hating CHERRY club.
CHERRY: ...The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

ADAM: But that's censorship.
The Sk8 fandom: Well done. You are correct. You're being censored. Now go.

(NAME): I want a trip down memory lane.
LANGA: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in (Y/n)'s lap*
LANGA: I heard you needed these?
(NAME): YES! ALL OF THEM!

ADAM: *ordering coffee* I'd like a light roast.
LANGA: You're kinda ugly.

MIYA: How are you today?
(NAME): Please don't make me think about my life.

ADAM: Oh, hey, I didn't see you come in! You should have come by and said hello!
CHERRY: Oh! Yeah, I uh...
CHERRY: Didn't want to bother you.
CHERRY: Or talk to or listen to or be around you.

MIYA: This totally sucks, man.
(NAME): This is horrible.
MIYA: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today's news.
(NAME): No, it's not that, it's Joe.
(NAME): It's just like, I can't get him out of my head and every time I look at him I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it's his fault, that bitch!

ADAM: I'm quick at math.
(NAME): Ok, what's 38 times 76?
ADAM: 24.
(NAME): That wasn't even close.
ADAM: But it was quick.

LANGA: Shadow just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

LANGA: What happened to your nose?
REKI: I used it to break some guy's fist.

REKI: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
CHERRY: And you came to me?

REKI: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free drinks.
LANGA: Marry me.

CHERRY: I am not a whore, and, not that I've done the math, but, if I were, I'd be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

JOE: Truth or dare?
(NAME): Truth.
JOE: How many hours have you slept this week?
(NAME):
(NAME): Dare.
JOE: Go to sleep.
(NAME): I don't like this game.

JOE: *slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it"* I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

JOE: MIYA! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
MIYA: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

SHADOW: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
(NAME): Yes.
SHADOW: Which means they like both boys and girls.
(NAME): Ye- wait, what-
MIYA: Shadow, that's not what bilingual means-
SHADOW: Shhh, it's okay (Y/n). I still love you.
(NAME) & MIYA: ...
SHADOW: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-

JOE: Are you ever going to listen to me?
CHERRY: Yes. Absolutely.
JOE: When?
CHERRY: When you're right.

MIYA: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.
(NAME): But you do know better.

CHERRY: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
JOE: How did you know I was up until 3am?
(NAME): We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

LANGA: I trusted you!
MIYA: Why?

(NAME): You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

CHERRY: Are you a cuddler?
(NAME): I'm a machine of death and destruction.
CHERRY:
(NAME): ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

(NAME): Joe kissed me!
REKI: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
(NAME): It was unbelievable!
REKI: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
LANGA: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Reki, get the wine and unplug the phone. (Y/n), does this end well or do we need tissues?
(NAME): Oh, it ended very well.
REKI: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
LANGA: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
(NAME): Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
LANGA: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
(NAME): First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
REKI & LANGA: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
JOE: *eating pizza in their house* And, uh, and then I kissed them.
CHERRY: Tongue?
JOE: Yeah.
MIYA: Cool.