Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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(NAME): Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
JOE: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways?
(NAME):
(NAME): I'll go make my bed-

REKI: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?
SHADOW: *raises hand*
LANGA: *puts their hand down*

JOE: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
CHERRY: *looking at Joe* Yeah... but do you know what's more beautiful?
JOE and CHERRY in unison: *sighs* (Y/n)

ADAM: What is this!?
TADASHI: That's the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.
ADAM: Ow! Make it stop!
TADASHI: Surrender to your kindness, Adam. It's nice to be nice.
ADAM: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!

SHADOW: Where's Reki, Miya, and Joe?
CHERRY: They're playing hide and seek.
SHADOW: Where?
CHERRY: I don't think you get how this game works.

LANGA: (Y/n), is that my mug you're drinking out of?
(NAME): No, it's mine.
LANGA: It... looks just like the one I have...
(NAME): You don't have one like this anymore.

REKI: So anyways have y'all seen Cherry?
LANGA: I think they went in (Y/n)'s room 'studying'.
JOE: Doubt that. I heard groans there.
*Meanwhile in (Y/n)'s room*
CHERRY & (NAME): *fighting*

LANGA: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
ADAM: Tadashi is the scariest thing I could think of!
TADASHI: Adam told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

JOE: I wanna die.
SHADOW: We all do, you aren't special!

(NAME): What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
REKI: Um, make lemonade?
(NAME): No, they squeeze them right back into life's eyes!

JOE: Cherry's refusing to wear their glasses!
CHERRY: Joe, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
CHERRY: *points to Miya* Miya.
CHERRY: *points to Langa* Langa.
CHERRY: *points to Adam* Sasquatch.

SHADOW: Miya gave me a get better soon card.
REKI: That's sweet!
SHADOW: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better.

(NAME): Hey, you want a tarot reading?
ADAM: Those are Pokemon cards.
(NAME): You got a magikarp.
ADAM: ...
(NAME): It means 'fuck you'.

SHADOW: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Cherry without them noticing?
JOE: Hey, Cherry, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
CHERRY: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
SHADOW: ...

MIYA: Hey, are you okay?
(NAME): Yeah.
MIYA: You don't look okay...
(NAME): Then stop looking.

LANGA: Am I in trouble?
JOE: Take a guess.
LANGA: No?
JOE: Take another guess.

JOE: It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch.
COP: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
JOE: Lmao, @Cherry.

(NAME): Listen, we're done, we're over! Okay?
ADAM: Whatever bitch, you ain't never gonna find no one like me.
(NAME): Yeah, that's the point shithead!

MIYA: You're just being paranoid. Again.
(NAME): When have I been paranoid?
LANGA: Um, when you first met Adam you thought they were an undercover cop...?
(NAME): No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!
MIYA: And last year you were sure Joe was a mermaid!
(NAME): He hates wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!
*Later, when (Y/n)'s theory is proven wrong*
MIYA: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
(NAME): I still think Joe is a mermaid.

REKI: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.
LANGA: Oh no.
REKI: More like "oh yes!"

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
TADASHI: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
(NAME): ...I did. I broke it.
TADASHI: No. No you didn't. Reki?
REKI: Don't look at me. Look at Miya.
MIYA: What?! I didn't break it.
REKI: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
MIYA: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
REKI: Suspicious.
MIYA: No, it's not!
ADAM: If it matters, probably not, but Langa was the last one to use it.
LANGA: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
ADAM: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
LANGA: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, ADAM!
(NAME): Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Tadashi.
TADASHI: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
JOE: Tadashi ... Cherry's  been awfully quiet.
CHERRY: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
TADASHI: *being interviewed* I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
TADASHI: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
TADASHI:
TADASHI: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

(NAME): I still don't have a New Year's resolution.
JOE: You could lose a few.
CHERRY: You could be less lazy.
MIYA: Don't be such a bitch.
(NAME): Okay DAMN, SHIT.

MIYA: I dare you-
(NAME): Joe is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
MIYA: Why not?
JOE: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

JOE: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
CHERRY: Are you a software update? because not right now.

JOE: *slams books down in front of (Y/n)*
JOE: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night.
(NAME): You could of said literally anything else.
JOE: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
(NAME): I'm going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won't win. I realize this now.

REKI: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
SHADOW, MIYA, & (NAME): Okay.
REKI: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
SHADOW: Bold of you to assume I have money.
MIYA: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
(NAME): Bold of you to assume I can die.